Archive for the ‘food’ Category

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Meatloaf Travesty

March 6, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

So, the meatloaf story begins a few months ago. We were at a hotel bar that attempts to be a British pub. It isn’t very much like a British pub, but that kind of faux imitation is not uncommon here. Our friend, who is genuinely British, looked through the menu and asked us about meatloaf which was listed in the “international” section of the menu. We confirmed what meatloaf is supposed to be – ground beef baked in a bread pan which causes it to look like a loaf of bread. So… he ordered it.

What he got was most certainly not meatloaf. According to the manager, to whom our friend complained, it was made of veal and chicken. Also, even though it was listed as “home made” in the menu, it was something they purchase from an outside source and just heat up when it is ordered. It resembled a thick slice of baloney which had been coated in smoke flavoring and artificial coloring. It was really nasty.

At a later date, to set the record straight on what meatloaf really is, we made meatloaf for him.
meatloaf in the pan

Meatloaf really shouldn’t be a restaurant menu item. It is generally not what people go to a restaurant to have, except maybe at small neighborhood diners where regulars gather for daily meals and you can get a “blue plate special.” Meatloaf is the kind of meal you have at home with your family and you prefer your mom’s version of meatloaf. It is a blue collar kind of meal – hearty and inexpensive.

The “British” pub should find another entre to serve as an American representative on their “international” menu. Maybe chicken fried steak or fried chicken or clam chowder or roast beef. (I won’t bother listing pork chops, pork roast or ham.) These options, however, would require actual meat, not processed & extruded meat byproducts.

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Trip to the Grocery Store

March 5, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

A trip to the grocery store always involves some small amount of entertainment.

toilet paper package stating "gorgeous comfort quilts"

Despite the claim of gorgeous comfort quilts, this is actually toilet paper. I’ve always been amused by this company’s use of labrador puppies on their packaging. It’s like a subliminal message that using their paper is like wiping with a puppy. Well, they’ve cut to the chase and it’s no longer subliminal. “Puppies on a roll.”

toilet paper package stating "puppies on a roll"

One of the things we’ve had difficulty finding is baking soda. Until today, we’ve only found the small cans that are 1/3 the size of the standard Arm & Hammer boxes. It is also quite expensive compared to the price in the States.

box of baking soda and a small can of baking soda

On to the meat section…

packages of testicles in the meat case

Yes, you guessed it. These are testicles. Really large testicles.

close up of label on the package of testicles

We did not purchase any testicles, however, we did get “Indian beef mince” (translated = hamburger) and potatoes, so the meatloaf blog post is just around the corner. Any day now…

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Traditional American Coffee Served in a Jar

March 1, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

a glass jar

This is a jar, ladies and gentlemen. And this, filled with coffee, was what I pictured in my head when I read “Traditional American coffee served in a jar” in the menu at La Brioche.

menu listing coffee options

I also imagined just what kind of traditional Americans would drink coffee in a jar. Ma and Pa Kettle came to mind or maybe the Beverly Hillbillies.

Well, since it was only a dirham more than a regular latte, I took the bait. I had to see just what traditional American coffee in a jar was.

coffee pot, cream pitcher and coffee cup full of very dark coffee

Okay, Frenchies, that is a coffee pot, not a jar.

Now having complained about bad translation, I must say I was happy with my coffee in a jar, because I got three cups out of it and that is almost like having free refills. (Although, considering I paid a little over $4 for it, not really free refills.)

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American Food

February 19, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

After my recent post about eating at a Turkish restaurant, our devil’s advocate, Rupert, goaded me about being in one of the most multicultural cities, but not writing about American food.

1. We didn’t come here to eat American food.

2. Not going to be of much interest to readers back in the U.S., because they eat it every day.

3. Some American foods are hard to find here.

For example, we are still in search of a good American breakfast. Take today’s candidate for example:

plate of 2 eggs, bacon, potato cake and bowl of beans

First, there may be some region(s) of America where beans are breakfast food, but I have not witnessed this. Beans for breakfast are a British thing. Also, that was a tasty potato cake, but definitely should not be listed in the menu as hash browns. Hash browns should look like a haystack, not a round patty. The meats are limited to non-pork in most restaurants here, so cannot hope to come close to real bacon, sausage or ham. These were a turkey sausage (hot dog) and soggy beef bacon. There were pancakes on the menu, but I didn’t order them. Perhaps I should have.

What do I consider a classic American breakfast?

1. Eggs – cooked any of a variety of ways – fried, scrambled, poached, boiled

2. Hash browns – shredded potatoes, pan fried until crispy brown on the outside (I like ’em salty, too)

3. Pork – bacon, sausage, or ham, maybe even pork chops

4. Some people prefer beef – steak or chicken fried steak (steak breaded and pan fried)

5. Bread – pancakes, toast, or muffins

6. Juice – usually citrus – orange, grapefruit

7. Coffee with free refills – this is vital and no one here understands the economics of this.

Why this combo? This comes from American farmers who got up before the sun, needed a hearty meal that could get them through the day, was quick to cook, and came from their own farm. Therefore, eggs, meat, potatoes, and bread.

We’ve found one restaurant chain that comes close – Coco’s. They have good pancakes and omelettes, but they only have “country potatoes” not hash browns. And, of course, no free refill coffee.

There is another restaurant, who shall remain nameless, who has the audacity to serve the triangular potato patty, like McDonald’s serves, and call that hash browns and charge a ridiculous amount for it.

So, our search for a good American breakfast continues. It may have to begin and end in our own kitchen. I suspect that is the only place I’ll find coffee refills.

Sometime in the not too distant future, I’ll tell you about meatloaf.

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You can take the traveller out of Turkey

February 6, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

One last Istanbul kitty.

cat sitting in the basement window sill

And one last glance at our hotel building.

cobble stone street with narrow multistory houses

Only 48 hours back in Dubai and where are we having dinner? Why Harput Restaurant for Turkish food, of course.

restaurant sign

Starting with red lentil & mint soup.

bowl of lentil soup

I forgot to take a picture of the pide and iskender kabab before we descended on it like ravenous wolves.

nearly empty plates

Very tasty and I would definitely recommend this place.

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Turkish breakfast

January 23, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

In comparison to yesterday’s 4 mile hike, 2 mile tram ride, today was a rest day.

We trooped up the hill.

steep hill with cobblestone street

It is Sunday, so we discovered that many businesses, including restaurants were closed. We did not research before hand what the weekend days are here – Friday & Saturday? Friday & Sunday? Saturday & Sunday? Since this is a country with both a significant Muslim and Christian citizenry, we weren’t sure. (The answer – Saturday & Sunday.)

We did, however, find an open restaurant and were delighted to see “full breakfast” on the menu. So, for 20 lira each ($12.72 or 46.72 AED – we are in a tourist area, or it would have been cheaper), we had full Turkish breakfast.

10 bowls of various cheese, butter, sauces, vegetables

Three cheeses, honey, almond sauce, olives, cucumbers & tomatoes, two butters, fruit sauce, bread — and then the eggs came.

scrambled eggs with sausage

After stuffing ourselves and downing uncounted cups of tea, we ventured out into the rain to return to our hotel room and get my winter coat. Yes, I broke down and wore a coat. DaddyBird had already equipped himself with a light jacket.

We then decided that we needed groceries and that that would be our big adventure for the day. For our groceries we went further up the hill than our last grocery shopping adventure to a larger store. It had a corner entrance and was bigger on the inside than it looked on the outside, Tardis-like. Below is what we purchased for a whopping 55.70 lira ($35.42 or 130 AED).

bananas, bread, cheese, cucumbers, squash, pastrami, mayonaise, tuna, beer, cookies, mushrooms, spices, beans, meat, broccoli

Just getting broccoli crowns for 2 lira is amazing. Broccoli is fairly cheap back in the States, but definitely not cheap in Dubai.

The rest of my afternoon consisted of a long nap in our cozy hotel room and I may just pop in a Bollywood movie after dinner, who knows?

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Eggs in a Baggy

January 22, 2011

Posted by Kanga

Our hotel room has a small kitchen – fridge, microwave, hot plate, dishes, utensils, etc. (including a juice press) – which means we won’t have to eat restaurant food three times a day for two weeks straight. Our hotel manager gave us a map and marked the sights we should see AND the nearby grocery stores.

At the nearest, which is a small convenience store, we bought the following items for 31 lira ($19.71 or 72.40 AED).
bread, butter, cheese, 4 candybars, onions, eggs, yogurt, juice, pistrami, popcorn

Pistrami, onions, yogurt, butter, eggs, juice, Nutella, popcorn, bread, cheese, and four candy bars. I love that the eggs come in a plastic bag.

six eggs in a plastic bag

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Axis of Evil Dining

January 14, 2011

Posted by Kanga

The Axis of Evil, in case you don’t remember the details, was Iran, Iraq and North Korea.

We’ve eaten at multiple Iranian and Iraqi restaurants which is easy to do because they are all over town (our part of town, anyway). This week we completed the triangle by eating at the new North Korean restaurant in town.

It started with me discovering this article Dubai Restaurant Offers a Taste of North Korea. It was an easy and quick conclusion that we must investigate and drag our friends along.

So, Sunday evening we arrived at Okryu-Gwan. Our friends arrived a few at a time over the next hour and a half. (There is a “no photo” rule, so you will have to imagine for yourself what it was like.) The staff (on the evening we were there) was all female. They were dressed in lovely traditional Korean dresses, called Hanbok. The dresses were pastel colors, predominantly pink. The waitress was delighted when DaddyBird used the few Korean words he remembers.

We poured over the menu which was full of delightful and unfamiliar items. Most of our group ordered some sort of soup – kim kee, spicy beef, seaweed, etc. I was entranced by the picture of the cold noodles (sorry didn’t get the full name of the dish). It also looked like it would be (or could be) non-spicy.

My cold noodles were the last to arrive at the table and required some assembly by the waitress. She asked “spicy?” I turned to look, saw a bowl of red paste in her hand, and my outcry of “no!” shocked her a little. So, we skipped the fiery red stuff and she added vinegar, mustard, and other things I don’t remember and stirred it all up. It was yummy. Next time we go back I should get something else and expand my knowledge of Korean food, but I will be sorely tempted to have the noodles again.

At 8:00 pm, the floor show began. It started with two of the waitresses dressed in their pretty pink hanboks dancing and singing in Korean. Followed by another woman dressed in a western style dress singing in English. Followed by another Korean number, etc. All of the numbers were displayed Karaoke style on a big TV screen next to the stage. The music became progressively modern including Beautiful Sunday (by Daniel Boone) and 500 Miles (by Peter, Paul & Mary). The finale was sung in Korean, so I’m not sure what it was, but it involved an electric guitar, drums, an electric piano and a flute. All in all, quite entertaining.

So, I highly recommend Okryu-Gwan and we will be going back there soon.

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Christmas Eve 2010

December 25, 2010

Last year we spent both Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve with friends at our favorite fish shack restaurant, Bu Qtair. This has become the tradition.

There were Christmas crackers containing a paper crown, stickers and a funny joke. (A corny joke, if you want to know the truth – How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste. What does a doofus call his pet zebra? Spot. You get the idea.)

This was our toothsome dinner – hamour, pomfrit, two shari (not pictured) and two kilo of spicy prawn (also not pictured). It didn’t take us long to stuff ourselves.

We are a little concerned about our beloved fish shack. They informed us that they now offer rice AND they brought out malmac plates (instead of paper) and forks. Getting downright hoity toity. Maybe this is what happens to a great place like this after being featured on a cable food/travel show.

Great fun was had by all, especially DaddyBird.

For more on this fun evening, see our friend Micheline’s blog. (She writes a great blog. You might want to follow her regularly.)

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Thanksgiving

November 27, 2010

Posted by Kanga.

We gathered with a large group of our friends at one of the restaurants serving a special Thanksgiving meal, Billy Blues. We didn’t take an official head count, but by the end of the meal, it was somewhere in the 25-30 range. We spilled over into additional tables.

It was not the same as a home cooked meal, but the food was good and the company was GREAT. The restaurant staff were pretty amazing, handling such a big crowd well.
green beans, mushrooms, turkey breast, mashed potatoes