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Meatloaf Travesty

March 6, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

So, the meatloaf story begins a few months ago. We were at a hotel bar that attempts to be a British pub. It isn’t very much like a British pub, but that kind of faux imitation is not uncommon here. Our friend, who is genuinely British, looked through the menu and asked us about meatloaf which was listed in the “international” section of the menu. We confirmed what meatloaf is supposed to be – ground beef baked in a bread pan which causes it to look like a loaf of bread. So… he ordered it.

What he got was most certainly not meatloaf. According to the manager, to whom our friend complained, it was made of veal and chicken. Also, even though it was listed as “home made” in the menu, it was something they purchase from an outside source and just heat up when it is ordered. It resembled a thick slice of baloney which had been coated in smoke flavoring and artificial coloring. It was really nasty.

At a later date, to set the record straight on what meatloaf really is, we made meatloaf for him.
meatloaf in the pan

Meatloaf really shouldn’t be a restaurant menu item. It is generally not what people go to a restaurant to have, except maybe at small neighborhood diners where regulars gather for daily meals and you can get a “blue plate special.” Meatloaf is the kind of meal you have at home with your family and you prefer your mom’s version of meatloaf. It is a blue collar kind of meal – hearty and inexpensive.

The “British” pub should find another entre to serve as an American representative on their “international” menu. Maybe chicken fried steak or fried chicken or clam chowder or roast beef. (I won’t bother listing pork chops, pork roast or ham.) These options, however, would require actual meat, not processed & extruded meat byproducts.

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Trip to the Grocery Store

March 5, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

A trip to the grocery store always involves some small amount of entertainment.

toilet paper package stating "gorgeous comfort quilts"

Despite the claim of gorgeous comfort quilts, this is actually toilet paper. I’ve always been amused by this company’s use of labrador puppies on their packaging. It’s like a subliminal message that using their paper is like wiping with a puppy. Well, they’ve cut to the chase and it’s no longer subliminal. “Puppies on a roll.”

toilet paper package stating "puppies on a roll"

One of the things we’ve had difficulty finding is baking soda. Until today, we’ve only found the small cans that are 1/3 the size of the standard Arm & Hammer boxes. It is also quite expensive compared to the price in the States.

box of baking soda and a small can of baking soda

On to the meat section…

packages of testicles in the meat case

Yes, you guessed it. These are testicles. Really large testicles.

close up of label on the package of testicles

We did not purchase any testicles, however, we did get “Indian beef mince” (translated = hamburger) and potatoes, so the meatloaf blog post is just around the corner. Any day now…

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Most Disturbing of Signs

March 4, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

This is the most disturbing Baby On Board sign, I think, I have ever seen.

baby on board sign with two naked toddlers

Why are there two? Why are they naked? Why are they embarrassed about being naked? Why do they have cloven hooves? And, the facial expressions are beyond description.

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Traditional American Coffee Served in a Jar

March 1, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

a glass jar

This is a jar, ladies and gentlemen. And this, filled with coffee, was what I pictured in my head when I read “Traditional American coffee served in a jar” in the menu at La Brioche.

menu listing coffee options

I also imagined just what kind of traditional Americans would drink coffee in a jar. Ma and Pa Kettle came to mind or maybe the Beverly Hillbillies.

Well, since it was only a dirham more than a regular latte, I took the bait. I had to see just what traditional American coffee in a jar was.

coffee pot, cream pitcher and coffee cup full of very dark coffee

Okay, Frenchies, that is a coffee pot, not a jar.

Now having complained about bad translation, I must say I was happy with my coffee in a jar, because I got three cups out of it and that is almost like having free refills. (Although, considering I paid a little over $4 for it, not really free refills.)

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At the Catwalk

February 26, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

Thursday night we went to the Miss Selfridge fashion show announcing the opening of the store in the Dubai Mall. Why? DaddyBird was invited.

sign: the one who tweets @ Daddy Bird

The catwalk at the Dubai Mall is in one of the atriums and rises out of the floor.

catwalk entrance

My favorite line from the introduction was the claim that the line is “fashion forward like 70’s throwback.” Some outfits were classic and sensible.

pink blouse and black pleated skirt

Some, not so much.

leopard print pantsuit

The shoes – no practicality there.

platform high heel shoe

After the show, the catwalk recedes back into the floor and becomes a kid magnet.

kids running and playing on the lighted mall floor

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Margaritas by the Sea

February 25, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

Wednesday evening we went here:

round restaurant on a spit

The 360 Lounge (restaurant below and bar on the top deck) which is next door to this:

Burg al Arab by night

And since it gets down to the mid-60s Fahrenheit at night these days, there were heaters to keep us from freezing to death.

gas space heater

Why were we there? You may ask. It was a promotional event for the newest Norton 360 software product. (See the connection? 360 software, 360 Lounge) Free drinks and a nice view.

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American Food

February 19, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

After my recent post about eating at a Turkish restaurant, our devil’s advocate, Rupert, goaded me about being in one of the most multicultural cities, but not writing about American food.

1. We didn’t come here to eat American food.

2. Not going to be of much interest to readers back in the U.S., because they eat it every day.

3. Some American foods are hard to find here.

For example, we are still in search of a good American breakfast. Take today’s candidate for example:

plate of 2 eggs, bacon, potato cake and bowl of beans

First, there may be some region(s) of America where beans are breakfast food, but I have not witnessed this. Beans for breakfast are a British thing. Also, that was a tasty potato cake, but definitely should not be listed in the menu as hash browns. Hash browns should look like a haystack, not a round patty. The meats are limited to non-pork in most restaurants here, so cannot hope to come close to real bacon, sausage or ham. These were a turkey sausage (hot dog) and soggy beef bacon. There were pancakes on the menu, but I didn’t order them. Perhaps I should have.

What do I consider a classic American breakfast?

1. Eggs – cooked any of a variety of ways – fried, scrambled, poached, boiled

2. Hash browns – shredded potatoes, pan fried until crispy brown on the outside (I like ’em salty, too)

3. Pork – bacon, sausage, or ham, maybe even pork chops

4. Some people prefer beef – steak or chicken fried steak (steak breaded and pan fried)

5. Bread – pancakes, toast, or muffins

6. Juice – usually citrus – orange, grapefruit

7. Coffee with free refills – this is vital and no one here understands the economics of this.

Why this combo? This comes from American farmers who got up before the sun, needed a hearty meal that could get them through the day, was quick to cook, and came from their own farm. Therefore, eggs, meat, potatoes, and bread.

We’ve found one restaurant chain that comes close – Coco’s. They have good pancakes and omelettes, but they only have “country potatoes” not hash browns. And, of course, no free refill coffee.

There is another restaurant, who shall remain nameless, who has the audacity to serve the triangular potato patty, like McDonald’s serves, and call that hash browns and charge a ridiculous amount for it.

So, our search for a good American breakfast continues. It may have to begin and end in our own kitchen. I suspect that is the only place I’ll find coffee refills.

Sometime in the not too distant future, I’ll tell you about meatloaf.

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Speed Bump Ahead

February 12, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

There is a new GIGANTIC speed bump on our street. It appears to accommodate some very large pipes that start here.

pump machinery

And go along here, entering the speed bump…

large black pipes entering side of the speed bump made of bricks

The speed bump, itself…

large speed bump made of bricks and cement

At the other side the pipes continue…

pipes going down an alley covered in part by wooden boxes

Then end in this curly Q…

large black pipes that circle & attach to each other

Notice that the ends of the two pipes seem to be attached to each other in one big, pointless loop. We are assuming that is only temporary and that they will be eventually attached to something else. Also, even though the speed bump is made of cement and bricks, we expect it to be temporary, too. It is the Dubai way.

caution sign with a zig zag arrow

If this sign were to truly symbolize Dubai it would have to look more like a crazy straw than just a zig zag.

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You can take the traveller out of Turkey

February 6, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

One last Istanbul kitty.

cat sitting in the basement window sill

And one last glance at our hotel building.

cobble stone street with narrow multistory houses

Only 48 hours back in Dubai and where are we having dinner? Why Harput Restaurant for Turkish food, of course.

restaurant sign

Starting with red lentil & mint soup.

bowl of lentil soup

I forgot to take a picture of the pide and iskender kabab before we descended on it like ravenous wolves.

nearly empty plates

Very tasty and I would definitely recommend this place.

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Istanbul Large and Small

February 5, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

On our last full day in Instanbul, we went to Miniaturk Park. This is a park with miniature reproductions of major buildings and structures throughout Turkey. As I was walking around, I thought “maybe we should have come here first,” but then I decided it was just as good, maybe better to look at the reproductions after having seen the real thing in person.

We had already decided that Miniaturk should be on our list of things to do before seeing the advertisement in the Basilica Cistern, which consists of a miniature of Miniaturk (slightly ironic?).

miniature diarama

So here are a few real life/miniature comparisons.

fortress on the shore

Remember Rumeli Fortress from our boat trip up the Bosphorus Strait?

miniature of Rumeli fortress

Galata Tower

Galata Tower

miniature of Galata tower

Basilica Cistern, Roman columns

The Basilica Cistern

miniature of the Basilica Cistern

a cafe built on ancient stone wall and backed by stone wall

Sogukcheshme Street/Cafe Turing

miniature of buildings along the old city wall

Hagia Sophia

Hagia Sophia

miniature of the Hagia Sophia

a town on the shore and a castle on the hill

Anadolu Kavagi/Anadolu Fortress

miniature of Anadolu Fortress

four sided drinking fountain

The Fountain of Ahmet III

miniature of the fountain of Ahmet the third

St. Antoines Church glimpsed through an arched gateway

St Antoine’s Church

minature of St. Antoines Church

grey tabby peeking through a fence

Galatasaray High School

iron work fence with large ornate fence

Blue Mosque

And, last, but not least, the Blue Mosque.

miniature of the Blue Mosque