My office has two doors. One leads out into the periodicals room and this is the door that is most frequently used. The other leads to a stairwell that is also the emergency exit. This door is always open, but posted on the back of it is the above sign.
Yes, it is actually called Safestway and it’s logo is below. (For those not in the U.S., there is an American grocery chain called Safeway and their logo is a big red S in a white square.)
We’d tell you what’s on the menu, but it’s hush, hush.


