Archive for the ‘oddities’ Category

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Today’s Surprise

January 19, 2012

Posted by Kanga.

a ram in the back of a small truck

This impressive ram was an unexpected sight.

Maybe I should change this blog to “what I saw on the road today.”

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Everywhere You Look

January 17, 2012

Posted by Kanga.

the back of a tanker truck with green and red stripe reflective tape on it

You never know what you are going to see.

close up of the tape on the truck outlining the shape of a mosque

Proof that there are mosques everywhere.

“And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street” – sometimes you don’t need to exaggerate, just keep your eyes peeled.

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Discount Shopping Gems

December 9, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

pig themed toothbrush holder, cup and soap dispenser

In a country where the word “pork” gets bleeped out of TV cooking shows, it is always surprising to see pig themed items. (9.95 Dhs is $2.70)

word board game named Scramble

Trademark is of no concern when you can misspell.

birthday 'candles' really flares

These birthday “candles” come with a warning that they throw off sparks. There’s nothing like having road flares on your cake.

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Random Words on T-Shirts

December 6, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

We haven’t posted crazy t-shirts in a while and found a few gems while shopping this evening, so here’s a fresh batch:

yellow t-shirt

“Chan meal love best beateliful things mahe thin feel good” – If you say so.

pink t-shirt with sewn on black bra and fringe

This is for that layered look that never gets old or tacky.

grey t-shirt picturing a bicycle built for two

This one says “Employd women wieh infane children face, dilemma of whether tokeep” The best I can make out of that is “employed women with infant children face a dilemma of whether to keep.” Why would anyone want such a depressing message on their shirt? What are they deciding to keep/not keep – the children or the job?

playboy bunny images over the words 'playboy'

I never cease to be amazed at the amount of Playboy imagery there is here.

red t-shirt with Pluto the dog

Apparently, the young Pluto started out with Shopmark before he was picked up by Disney.

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Partying Too Hard?

October 29, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

Apparently, these manikins have been partying too hard.

store display with manikins who have lampshades instead of heads.

(Wafi Mall, Dubai)

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Grocery Store Discoveries

October 7, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

rocky road ice cream

Rocky Road Ice Cream – and there was the sound of angels singing…

various packaged snack foods

Fudgee Bars, which come in “vanilla jolt,” “mocha rage,” “milky craze,” and “durian delight” flavors. The size and packaging led us to wonder if these were like Twinkies, but no, they are not that squishy or lacking in nutrition. Cupp Keyk takes brand misspelling to a new height. Kat Kat Tat doesn’t sound very appetizing to me.

package of Quaker oats for rice

Quaker seems to have thought of everything. Oats to put in your rice, because not just any ol’ oats will do.

Discoveries at other stores:

plastic toy, bunny with wings

Pega-bunny jumps over the moon!

plungers with handles shaped like women

These kinds of things always stick out like sore thumbs to us. Apparently, no one is concerned about sexualized toilet plungers.

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Teeth al Dente

August 10, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

We were checking out another discount store when I discovered these gems.

blue box of candy with cartoon teeth on it

How could I not buy such an appetizing item. I had to see just what these candy teeth were. At 10 AED ($2.70 USD) it seemed like a cheap enough experiment.

individual bag of soft candies shaped like teeth and gums

Inside the box were 24 individual bags of 9 or 10 pieces. They are gummy gums (sorry, I couldn’t resist). They are softer than gummy bears and actually quite tasty. I rather like them. Also, notice that they are halal.

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Unnecessary Tree Death

August 1, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

two thick printer manuals

These are the tomes that came with my printer/scanner. Why so thick? Because they are in all the languages listed on the front cover. The instructions contained in the “Getting Started” manual would have fit in a single page, if it had only been in English.

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Signs and Other Sights

July 23, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

sign on a truck advertizing aroma blankets

Aroma Blankets – Surprisingly soft and warm, but how do they smell?

camel brand broad beans snack

Camel broad beans

electrical beauty section in the pharmacy

The electrical beauty section of the pharmacy.

a truck hauling another truck bed

Truck on truck

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Joys of Shopping

July 3, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

The joys of discount store shopping in Fujairah match those of doing it in Dubai. Here’s a few highlights from today’s adventure.

store shelf full of realistic hand guns

First, some quite realistic looking toy handguns and plastic rifles. I’m fairly sure that these have been eradicated from American store shelves.

store aisle full of Barbie doll imitations

Not far away are the Barbie wannabes. There were some brunettes in the bunch, but they were all fair of complexion.

coffee mug that includes a spoon

This “one piece mug” apparently comes with two pieces – mug and spoon.

baskets that look like they are made of popsickle sticks

If you wondered where all those summer camp popsickle stick craft projects went, here they are.

laundry detergent boxes resembling Tide

Do these remind you of any well known detergent brand? Maybe it wouldn’t be so obvious if they weren’t displayed side by side.