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Random Words on T-Shirts

December 6, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

We haven’t posted crazy t-shirts in a while and found a few gems while shopping this evening, so here’s a fresh batch:

yellow t-shirt

“Chan meal love best beateliful things mahe thin feel good” – If you say so.

pink t-shirt with sewn on black bra and fringe

This is for that layered look that never gets old or tacky.

grey t-shirt picturing a bicycle built for two

This one says “Employd women wieh infane children face, dilemma of whether tokeep” The best I can make out of that is “employed women with infant children face a dilemma of whether to keep.” Why would anyone want such a depressing message on their shirt? What are they deciding to keep/not keep – the children or the job?

playboy bunny images over the words 'playboy'

I never cease to be amazed at the amount of Playboy imagery there is here.

red t-shirt with Pluto the dog

Apparently, the young Pluto started out with Shopmark before he was picked up by Disney.

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Happy 40th U.A.E. National Day

December 4, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

On December 2nd the United Arab Emirates turned 40.

drummers and a piper

We went to the Fujairah Fort to join in the celebrations. There was music, dancing, food, and fun.

Fujairah Fort and the competition arena

The third week of the Al Saif sword throwing competition was held in this arena.

young man balancing a sword on his palm

The swords used have thin flexible blades to reduce the chances of injury. Competitors balance the swords, feign mock fights, and toss the swords up into the air as high as possible.

two young men feigning a fight

The sword must be tossed from inside the circle on the arena floor and, hopefully, caught safely while remaining inside the circle.

two competitors before the panel of judges

I don’t know all the details of the scoring system, but points can be lost for loss of headwear, failure to catch the sword, or landing outside the circle. Two young men compete at a time and when done stand before the judges for evaluation.

boys playing in the arena

After the competition finished, the little boys not, yet, old enough to compete took the opportunity to try their hands at it.

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Kandora Chic

December 1, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

man in a black kandora

The kandoras we ordered on Saturday were ready for pick up today. So, nothing would do, but a quick trip to Dubai to pick them up.

man in a blue kandora

The white really shows off DaddyBird’s beard, don’t you think?

man in white kandora

Oliver got under the black kandora, playing hide and seek, but the white one freaked him out. Maybe he doesn’t like the competition.

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Kandora Shopping

November 28, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

man in front of a tailor shop

With the help of an Emirati friend, DaddyBird went kandora shopping.

shelves full of fabric

tailor taking measurements

First, a few measurements were taken and decisions were made on length and features.

fabric swatches

Next, the fabric and colors were chosen. He ordered two black, one blue, and one white. After a bit of negotiation, a 50% deposit was paid. The total cost came to approximately $60.00 each.

When the finished product is ready, perhaps we’ll have a little fashion show.

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Tiny Cooking

November 26, 2011

Posted by Kanga.
frying pan full of bite-sized burgers with a little square of cheese on top

DaddyBird usually cooks big, but discovery of some miniburgers in the frozen food section led to tiny cheese burgers on mini-bread.

two burger patties per bun

They were rather tasty little bites.

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Amateur Tour Guides

November 25, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

We served as amateur tour guides for Sharjah International Book Fair visiting authors (Mike, Terri, Sophie, Nicola, Stuart, and Yahia – I hope I got that all right.)

We started with lunch at a Yemeni restaurant.

people sitting on a carpeted eating area

We shared a large platter of mandi (lamb and rice).

large platter of lamb and rice

Eating rice with their hands seemed to be a new experience for everyone. It was enjoyed by all and mastered by some.

fort

Then we were off to Fujairah Fort which is open to the public due to the 40th National Day celebrations that started November 11th (with the beginning of the Al Saif sword competitions) and will continue through December 15th. The actual National Day is December 2nd and commemorates the joining of the 7 Emirates into a single country.

inside of the fort

It was a real pleasure to get to see the inside of the fort.

woman sitting at the top of the stairs

Sophie found a place to rest with an inspiring view and took a moment for contemplation.

fishermen making nets by hand

Below the Fort many traditional activities are on display. This man is making a fishing net by hand.

men tying palm leaves together

These men are tying palm leaves together to make a small boat.

palm leaves tied together

boats made of palm leaves

Eventually, it will look like this.

large grey bull

Then, of course, we had to squeeze in a visit to the bull butting. This competition is held every Friday afternoon and dates back to the 1600’s.

two bulls butting heads

The dark bull was something to see. He started by kneeling and rubbing his head on the ground and then was up in a flash, catching the other bull by surprise and gaining the advantage.

Unfortunately, time ran out and the authors had to return to Sharjah for the book fair activities. We enjoyed giving them a taste of Fujairah and Emirati culture.

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Sharjah at Night

November 25, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

Snapped this shot when leaving the Sharjah International Book Fair. Beautiful night scene.

night time city scene

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Live Entertainment

November 22, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

The Oriental Restaurant has added live entertainment.

white puppy with brown spots, brown puppy with white spots

Two of the softest, cutest puppies ever.

sleeping puppies

By the time we left it was nap time.

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How do you like your choco?

November 19, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

Another trip to the grocery store:

four boxes of breakfast cereal

How do you want your choco – bits, flakes, pops, or bumps?

cereal box with cartoon eyes on the fruit loops

Don’t these fellows look happy to be eaten? Umm, appetizing.

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What is wrong with this picture?

November 14, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

There are at least two things wrong in the picture below.

rectangular white plate with two pork cutlets, asparagus, baked potato, herb butter.

The two pork cutlets are the only things undeniably right. They were a good size and delicious. The herb butter was tasty, although I don’t put it on the pork, because I think that’s just over doing it. My only complaint about the asparagus would be that I can eat three times that much because I love asparagus.

The two glaringly wrong things, in case you haven’t deduced them yourself, are the rectangular plate and tiny, tiny baked potato. This meal was served in a pub, a supposedly British pub. That is not a pub plate. That is a foo foo fancy restaurant plate (and a foo foo food presentation as well). As for the potato, I would gladly have traded one of my cutlets for a decent sized potato, or three of those little ones. We are frequently at this restaurant, so I will have to remember this experience when ordering next time. It doesn’t really make sense, because meat is always more expensive than potatoes. It also doesn’t make sense to have such an artsy food presentation in a pub. Pub food should be a hearty plateful for the working man. Of course, being Dubai, this pub is in a hotel, so not exactly working man territory.