Posts Tagged ‘signs’

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Ikea, How We Love Thee

July 11, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

sign on restroom stall door regarding furniture assembly services

There’s nothing quite like signs inside restroom stalls involving power tools.

hanging lamp that looks like a sea urchin

Sea Urchin Lamp, that’s not it’s name, of course, but it is what it looks like.

office chairs that look like they are wearing Star Trek uniforms

Star Trek, The Next Generation chairs! The price is astronomical. 895AED/$244.00 on sale.

sign in which the name of the item is more prominent than the picture

I found it interesting that the name of this product (and we all love Ikea product names, don’t we?) is more prominent than the picture of the product.

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Diesel Tanker For Rent

July 9, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

Time for some signs, don’t you think?

tanker with "diesel tanker for rent" painted on it

Four all your diesel transport needs, you can rent a tanker.

freight container with a sign "caution nine feet six inches high"

I’m glad they warned me about this one. I’m afraid of heights.

Sky Sparkles Tiles Fixing

Some signs speak for themselves.

gate sign "stop for check up"

We stopped for our check up. (The building framed by the gateway is next to our apartment building which is obscured by the gate.)

tanker spelled tankar

And to go with your rented diesel tanker, here is a water tankar.

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Economy of Words

June 22, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

caution sign stating "labour at work"

This is just a little redundant, don’t you think? Labour laboring.

tenants are requested to park their vehicle in the slot that has been numbered according to their apartments, thank you management

It is not uncommon in “English as a second language land” to see signs that are anything but terse. This sign could use a good editor with a red pencil.

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Everyone Will Thank You

June 22, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

swimming pool rules including "no peeing in the pool"

Always follow number 4. Everyone will thank you.

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Voyage, Not Particularly Bon

June 4, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

white cat sitting on top of suitcase

Oliver made his opinion about us packing baggage very clear. He did his best to get in the way and delay the inevitable.

golden decoration

We began our journey at the un-ostentatiously decorated DXB airport. The only frustration was the process required for paying an extra baggage fee for the third suitcase (because the website had stated clearly that we were allowed 2 each – LIE!). Instead of just being able to pay the person who was checking in our bags (as is done in any other airport) our boarding passes were carried to a different counter by a second person who turned it over to the staff of that counter. We then stood in line (too long) waiting for the first of the two people at this counter to match up our paperwork and ask us pointless questions. She then passed the paperwork to her coworker who actually took the money and gave us back our boarding passes. FOUR PEOPLE. Really, does it take four people to handle this transaction? No. It takes four people to delay you so that you stand in line saying, “we should have flown Emirates Airline.”

map showing a single line

We proceeded to Heathrow Airport where getting to your connecting flight is so complex it requires a map.

sign stating face direction of travel

And they give good advice.

It was not the best of trips. It was not the worst of trips. We really must stop this flying halfway around the Earth in one shot business.

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24 Hour Mirage, Beby

May 13, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

24 hour drive up ATM at a gas station

Yesterday morning the gas gauge was flashing, so this required a quick stop at an ATM near our apartment for cash followed by hope that we could make it to the first gas station on the route to work. We did make it and discovered the drive up, 24 hour ATM right there at the gas station. Good to know for the future.

van with "mirage security" written on it

Do you really want security that is a mirage? I think I might prefer Iron Fist Security or Safe and Sound Security or The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers to Mirage.

business sign - smart beby saloon

And for that perfect juvenile coiffure go to Smart Beby Saloon.

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Cultural Expressions

May 11, 2011

Posted by Kanga.

Who would have thought that the “caution: children” signs on school buses would be a place for cultural expression?

sign on school bus showing children in traditional dress

I posted this picture before. My best guess it that this is an older sister and younger brother in Emirati dress. Since then, I’ve been watching for these signs on school buses and noticed that the silhouettes reflect the nationality or ethnicity of the school.

boy with headress, girl with bonnet

Again, I’m guessing, but these seem to be Pakistani children, a brother and younger sister.

brother and younger sister

This is a slight variation on the previous.

generic silhouettes of older children

The high school bus has generic figures, but they are clearly older.

two "caution: children" signs on a single bus

This one doubled up, just to be safe. The silhouettes seem to be generic Westerners.