Posts Tagged ‘toys’

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Too Courageous To Be Met With

April 26, 2013

Posted by Kanga.

toy kitchen set with Hello Kitty and another cartoon cat on the package
Hello Kitty and Spaz Cat? or Winky Cat?

toy kitchen set with Snoopy and a duck on the package
Snoopy and Random Duck?

toy race car labeled "alacrity"
Alacrity? “Brisk and cheerful readiness.” I guess it fits.

toy houses labeled "angry birds"
We find that they are putting “Angry Birds” on everything, whether relevant or not. “Welcome to my little world. Let’s play together.”

toy train
“Train Energy Powerful: Too courageous to be met with”

wall covered with serving spoons
Serving spoon, anyone?

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Ride the Emu Train

September 28, 2012

Posted by Kanga.

toy train

Get aboard the Emu Train. It goes lickety split.

close up of the train on which is written "lickety split"

knock off barbie dolls with one breast exposed

These knock-off Barbies seem to be having costume malfunctions.

ceramic smurfs and red birds

For some unknown reason, the store had oodles of smurfs (and angry birds).

ceramic smurfs with sideburns and wearing kilts

Including MacSmurf.

smurf wall hangings

And if ceramic smurfs aren’t enough, there are pictures to hang on your wall.

another smurf wall hanging

Plenty to choose from. There were also two poor employees in smurf suits out in the parking lot. In this heat, the thing you don’t want to be wearing is a blue furry suit and a big head.

black lace with silver sparkles doll chairs and lounge

These are the best doll chairs ever!

golden bottles, long neck above a bulbous bottom

I dream of Jeanie…

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More Shopping Adventures

September 22, 2012

Posted by Kanga.

store rack of gloves, ear muffs, and stocking caps

In a desert where the temperature ranges from 75F to 120F, it’s important to have gloves, ear muffs, and furry caps.

2 doll houses

There’s a great new Khaleeji family doll house. Why they live in a wood frame house is a mystery. Apparently, their neighbors, the King and Queen have their own Jester.

toy dinosaur being riden by a cavewoman

Down the street is the Cavemen family.

caveman, cavewoman, and cavebaby

I am greatly amused by the bone in the hair.

embroidered shirt

“The seven innate emotions are joy, anger, sorrow, fear, love, hate, and desire.” I think this speaks for itself.

package of "streaky" bacon

Streaky bacon.

paper party glasses with scantily clad woman across the top

Here are some “culturally sensitive” party glasses.